Boca Raton, FL. In a bold move, the Secretary of the US Air Force, Frank Kendell III , apologized to the Schwartz family for taking out their rented inflated play structure with an AIM-9X all-aspect Sidewinder missile. Kendell III stated, “In today’s environment, tensions are running high. It is easy to make mistakes. In this case, we feel that we may have made an error.”

News crews at the scene were surprised that nobody was hurt. “We were so lucky that the Bar Mitzvah boy was up in the room showing his friends his new PlayStation 5. A skosh (Yiddish for a small distance) to the right and there would have been tragedy, “stated Rabbi Kirshner, an honored guest of the Schwartz family.